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Funny story: Phillip Schofield’s Wife Should Have Crazy-Glued His Nuts To Bed Post

Phillip Schofield’s Wife Should Have Crazy-Glued His Nuts To Bed Post

BILLINGSGATE POST: If reality were fiction, there would be no need for truth. So why would a man forsake his faithful partner of so many years for the sweet song of a Siren who would lure him to crash on the rocks of Scylla? In Homer’s Odyssey, t...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield: My Wife Turned Me Gay

Phillip Schofield: My Wife Turned Me Gay

Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who 'came out' as homosexual last week, is said to have claimed that Stephanie Lowe, his partner of 27 years, turned him gay. Schofield, 57, said that he had known about his gayness for at least t...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

It's been claimed that Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who, last week, came out of the closet to reveal his homosexuality, often becomes sexually aroused when he has to interview a male guest. Or so I heard. The news comes fr...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

When 'This Morning' TV presenter, Phillip Schofield, admitted last week, that he was a homosexual, and had been hiding this from his wife for years, the news came as a complete surprise to one man who was a regular viewer of the show. Ernest Gulle...

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Funny story: This Morning's Rodent Removal

This Morning's Rodent Removal

A pesky rodent that had been terrorising the set of semi popular morning show "This Morning" has been caught. However Philip Schofield is still at large and truly capable of being a dick all on his own. The mouse, which is estimated (by us) to be 37...

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Funny story: Plot To Eat Rosemary Shrager In Jungle Foiled By Phillip Schofield

Plot To Eat Rosemary Shrager In Jungle Foiled By Phillip Schofield

A sinister plot by fellow contestants to eat Rosemary Shrager in the I'm A Celebrity jungle studio was foiled at the last minute last night by television personality Phillip Schofield. Viewers and Ms Shrager were left unaware of the menacing plot...

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Funny story: British Soap Awards 2011 - TV Extravaganza

British Soap Awards 2011 - TV Extravaganza

ITV is expecting massive viewing figures tonight for their screening of the British Soap awards. Advertising revenues from the event could help to rescue the broadcaster's bottom line this quarter so they have pulled out all the stops. The two-...

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Funny story: Holly Willoughby - Much More Than A Beautiful Big Pair Of Breasts

Holly Willoughby - Much More Than A Beautiful Big Pair Of Breasts

Stars from the insular world of show business expressed mutual amazement that the This Morning presenter with the eye-boggling breasts, Holly Willoughby hasn't proven as popular among internet satirists as Cheryl Cole or Lady Gaga. Which seems str...

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