Prince, the Performer We Formerly Said Was Crap

Written by politicalpop

Tuesday, 6 February 2007

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An Attractive Woman Saying Prince Who?

Due to his awesome, and thrilling, half time performance at Superbowl XLI, Prince, the artist we formerly called crap, now kicks butt. He certainly gave the most amazing performance this reporter has ever seen. In fact I forgot who he formerly was. But not any more. Now I can wheel out all that old stuff from the 80s because that's how long ago it was. Prince, unpredictable, mercurial, small genius. What a guy.

He played three of his now classic songs, and a few covers because let's face it, 1980 was some time ago: Let's Go Overboard Again, I'm A Star Again, All Over The Internet/Best Of 1980, and who could forget the unforgettable, Purple Prose?

And Prince, a techno geek, has earned the respect of bloggers everywhere by mentioning his blog, over and over again.

If you think I've written enough about Prince to keep my editor at The Spoof happy, email me.

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