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The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

Funny story: The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

Dark age of man: In a universe, far away, an enchanted Witch dressed as a beggar arrives at a castle during a feast hosted by a beautiful Virgin Princess. The Witch offers the Virgin Princess a mouse as payment for a meal. When she refuses, the Witch...

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New Prince Songs Mostly About Ass

Funny story: New Prince Songs Mostly About Ass

Ever since the runaway success of Purple Rain, the 1984 album by singer Prince, rumors have swirled about unreleased recordings. Prince was stingy about releasing his less famous works to the public. But now he's dead and his relatives and associates...

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University Professor Uncovers Vast Human Cloning Program

Funny story: University Professor Uncovers Vast Human Cloning Program

Worcester, MA - A local University economics professor has reported seeing Karl Marx lingering in his classroom, masquerading as a janitor. After questioning, the Marx lookalike admitted to being part of a vast secret program where historical figure...

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Purple Stamps: USPS Releases New Prince Inspired Postage

Funny story: Purple Stamps: USPS Releases New Prince Inspired Postage

Prince fans saddened by the death of the artist purchased the first million of the new Prince postage stamps within four hours after they went on sale. Demand for the purple postage slowed down the official USPS website even hours after all available...

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Zika killed me

Funny story: Zika killed me

By Prince So ya'll wanna know how I died? You want the truth? It was Zika. You know the mosquito virus from Brazil? Yep, that's the one that did me in. Weird, right? You could have sworn it was AIDS, with all the sleeping around I did in the 80's. Or maybe a painkiller overdose like MJ and Elvis. Or perhaps heart disease, for which I refused medicine due to my Jehova's Witness beliefs. N...

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Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Funny story: Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Minneapolis, MN - According to sources closest to the recently deceased Pop/Rock/Fashion and Home Furnishings Icon, Prince, he actually did enjoy making doves and other birds cry, which was the impetus for one of his most beloved songs. "I remembe...

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You Can Find Prince Songs on You Tube Now

Funny story: You Can Find Prince Songs on You Tube Now

Fans and music lovers were shocked to hear the news this weekend: Prince songs suddenly became available on You Tube. Yes, it's pretty startling. As we all know, Prince, the immensely popular artist who sometimes goes by Prince and sometimes The A...

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Before Prince's death, on average, people last thought about singer 7 1/2 years ago: study

Funny story: Before Prince's death, on average, people last thought about singer 7 1/2 years ago: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - As the world mourns the death of singer Prince, who died this week due to complications following an overdose, Harfold State College has released a startling finding. Although most of the Western world has been rendered incapacitate...

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Artist formerly known as Prince picks fight with Nigel Farage over colour purple

Funny story: Artist formerly known as Prince picks fight with Nigel Farage over colour purple

Pint size rocker Squiggle, formerly known as Prince has publicly announced that Nigel Farage' s new book entitled, 'the Purple Revolution' infringes on his intellectual rights that pertain to that of the Revolution rock band which was his intellectu...

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Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Funny story: Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Los Angeles - It has been announced that Prince and Bono will team up to record a follow-up to the 1980's anthem "We Are the World" to raise public awareness about the latest immigration crisis along our southern border. Many other artists wer...

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Miley Cyrus To Do New Cover Of Sheena Easton's "Sugar Walls"

Singer and music industry slut Miley Cyrus told Pop Star Magazine today that she is currently in studio doing a new cover of pop legend Sheena Easton's 1980s hit Sugar Walls. "I'm the star to sing this song" said Miley as she clipped her toe nails...

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The, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward

Funny story: The, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That's been the calling card for Sin City for the last few years. Usually it's the truth, you go to Vegas, party you're ass off and go home, "no harm no foul". Recently though some one broke the sacred code a...

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Madonna and Prince Finally Bury The Hatchet (But Not Into Each Other)

Funny story: Madonna and Prince Finally Bury The Hatchet (But Not Into Each Other)

BROOKLYN - The artist formerly known as Prince and the former singer formerly known as Madonna have finally grown up and ended their 25 year long feud. Yes according to Tittle Tattle Tonight Prince Rogers Countessa Nelson and Madonna Louise Veroni...

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Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee

Funny story: Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee

Reince Priebus, or Prince Rebus as he his known to friends and family, was elected today as Chairman of the Republican National Committee (RNC). The Prince replaces outgoing Chairman, Michael Steele, whose leadership of the RNC has been fraught with...

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The Artist Formerly Known as Prince To Decide Zsa Zsa Gabor's Fate

Funny story: The Artist Formerly Known as Prince To Decide Zsa Zsa Gabor's Fate

A decision has to be made for 93-year-old celebrity-for-celebrity's-sake Zsa Zsa Gabor that will determine if she lives or dies, and that responsibility falls upon her husband, 52-year-old singer Prince.CORRECTION(S). - Zsa Zsa is actually married...

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Prince, the 52-year-old music icon has pronounced the internet dead, refusing to use any digital platforms to distribute his music

Funny story: Prince, the 52-year-old music icon has pronounced the internet dead, refusing to use any digital platforms to distribute his music

"Prince, the 52-year-old music icon has pronounced the internet dead, refusing to use any digital platforms to distribute his music." This is the headline on a UK online newspaper today. Prince has declared the internet useless and can't understa...

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"The Internet is over" Says Prince, as millions read about it online

Funny story: "The Internet is over" Says Prince, as millions read about it online

Pop superstar Prince has vowed to keep his music offline, publicly announcing "the internet is over". Prince has been quoted as saying "They just fill up your head with numbers, it can't be good for you". He compared the internet's popularity wit...

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The BET Awards: Chris Brown, Kanye West, And Prince - The Yo Bro's Do The Do

Funny story: The BET Awards: Chris Brown, Kanye West, And Prince - The Yo Bro's Do The Do

LOS ANGELES - The BET Awards (Black Entertainment Television) were held in L.A.'s Aunt Jemima Commemorative Auditorium, which has recently been remodeled to include a special 'Big Assed' section for plus plus size gals such as Aretha Franklin, Oprah...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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