Spoof Administrators Reveal Lowest Rated, Least Viewed Stories Ever

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Tuesday, 6 February 2007


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The Lowton brothers reveal the Spoof's bottom ten

Mark and Paul Lowton, owners and sight administrators for the Spoof, an on-line humor magazine, have revealed the ten lowest rated and ten lowest viewed stories of all times. Said Mark, "These are the stories that either fell through the cracks or did not appeal to the right demographic to be seen. They are also the ones that, if they were read, were not liked by anyone."

Interestingly enough, no story appears on both lists. Also, none of the stories on the list mention Britney Spears (or her vagina).

In order, from #10 worst rated to #1 worst rated:
10. "S**tty F**king F**ckers and the F**king S**t they F**king F**k", by Mish771
9. "Who the Hell Are Monkey Woods and Douglas Salgoud and Why Do They Always Have More Points Than Me?" by Gail Farrelly
8. "Why Everywhere But Vermont Sucks" by Willis Rodney
7. "101 Cat Recipes For the BBQ Grill (Gas or Briquets)" by Jalapenoman
6. "Michael Jackson Describes What He Did With His Nose After He Cut It Off, And How He Picks It Today" by Buck E. Filbert
5. "I Love Being Drunk and Getting My Ass Kicked By Old Men Outside Belfast Pubs" by Breeze
4. "Hunting For Democrats When Halliburton Buys the Ammo" by Political Pop
3. "How I Recycle Used Toilet Paper for Fun and Profit," by Helium
2. "A Blow by Blow Guide of My Sex Change Operation From Asia Babe to NickFun, Including Details of My First Boner" by Asia Babe/NickFun
1. "Father Francis McGilldicuddy Reveals His Secrets for Molesting Altar Boys" by J.D. Balderdash

In order, from #10 least viewed to #1 least viewed:
10. "Anyone Planning on Getting Married in North Wales in a Weird But Wonderful Way This Year?" by ggr
9. "Why I'm a Better Writer Than All the Hacks at This Site" by Con Chapman
8. "Exciting Times Watching the Glaciers Melt" by Gnarly Eric
7. "Stuff" by Duff
6. "Matt Crusty Morgan is Secretly Morgan Truce, Who Is Secretly Helium" by Moose & Squirrel
5. "A History of British Dentistry and Tooth Cleaning" by Mark Lowton
4. "A Guide to Tasty British Cooking" by Queen Mudder
3. "I Wanted to Kill Shrek's Donkey Friend, But Mark and Paul Wouldn't Let Me" by Fergus McCarthy
2. "Really Serious Stuff I Think About Sometimes When I'm on the Pot" by President Bush
1. "A Study of the Wing Movements in Tibetan Blue Winged Alar Butterflys in North Carolina Aviaries" by King David

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