London - (Rotters): The Ku Klux Klan has voted unanimously to honor a racist bigmouth slag on the Celebrity Big Brother show with its Lifetime Acheivement Award. The white supremacists' Rapture over her much-publicised TV rant has revived their global network of talent spotters into a pre-Millenium fever pitch of frenzied activity after a period of sagging morale due to Iraqi War poor ratings.
At the Hertfordshire studios where the show is being televised producers refused to comment on speculation that their number one prize racist moron - who faces eviction by other housemates tonight - is to be afforded a grand lap of honor this weekend in UK ethnic minority hotspots where the KKK has funded membership of the British National Party.
Reports of offers of her own TV show in the US TheoCon Belt are also circulating suggesting an annual seven figure contract funded by community awareness projects that the KKK runs under its faith-based revival scheme.
Meanwhile organisers Channel 4 have bemoaned losing the show's top sponsor Carphone Whorehouse while secretly admitting that last night's edition saw an unprecendented leap in viewing figures which automatically ups advertisers' premium rates by 100% for this evening's show.
Rumors that the extra revenue generated by this week racist outbursts would be given to charity have been dismissed as 'laughable'.
