Written by Gail Farrelly

Friday, 19 January 2007

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Judge Rosie grabs the gavel

Rosie O'Donnell cried "Hogwash!" when she read in The New Testament, "Judge not, that ye be not judged."

She has no problem judging, whether it's Donald Trump, American Idol judges, Kelly Ripa, or anyone else. Now the judging has earned her a new TV gig -- taking over the courtroom of the revered and feared Judge Judy. No problem that she has no legal training.

The show's producer, rubbing his hands together in excitement, has stated, "Rosie has all the qualities we're looking for. She's rude, entertaining, loud, frank, and thoroughly obnoxious."

When Judge Judy leaves the bench, she'll take her dainty lace collar with her. Judge Rosie will make the job her own. She'll be adorning her judicial robes with a bow tie.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, Judge Judy

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