There was great news for fans of the 'Planet of the Apes' movie series today, when it was announced that a new film would be in cinemas from December.
'The Struggle for the Sexuality of the Planet of the Apes' is a 41st-century tale of what goes wrong when your local gorilla government loses control to left-wing radicals and liberal chimps with nothing better to do than talk about 'change'.
The days of Charlton Heston as Taylor, and Roddy McDowall as Cornelius are long-gone, and things have moved on a stage or two. Prostitution is rife, with bikini-clad gorillabitches on every tree branch; gay orangutans proliferate, and are the prime targets for alpha male gorillaviolence. Into this mix comes Tarquin, a chimp from the countryside who can't decide whether he's a chimp or a chimpess.
Local soldier, General Urko, is losing control of the community, and is in danger of being over-run by LGBTQ-mania. Society is going to shit, and it's Urko's job to fix it. It doesn't help that his wife is a high-class hooker. When he and Tarquin cross swords, it becomes a bitter fight for sexual superiority in 'The Struggle for the Sexuality of the Planet of the Apes' (18)
(Contains adult themes, sexual depravity and some bumming)
