Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Monday, 27 August 2018

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At a London press conference, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr announced their plans to get the rock group back together and start touring again.

The plans involve cloning John Lennon and George Harrison in a procedure costing an estimated 21 Billion English Pounds.

Starr explained the bio-engineering details of the cutting edge procedure, and estimated the fab four should be ready to do gigs by 2020.

We still have a few bugs to work out. Ringo joked. We don't want John to end up with two heads or anything.

In test runs we were able to successfully clone Kenny Rodgers, so things are looking good.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Beatles, Clone




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