Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 3 May 2018

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Freedom for fatties at last! If you've got it, flaunt it!!!

A super-sized model from the UK has blown away all the myths surrounding the female body by presenting her latest swimsuit collection herself, including cellulite, bumps, and lumps, that normally are 'touched up' by magazine artists!

Women with similar, natural shapes, are now stripping down and cannot wait for the summer to arrive to flash off their orange-peel skin to the world thanks to this rather plump ex-model called Arseley (name changed for legal reasons). She told fashion mags, plastic surgeons, and plastic football WAG's to 'F' themselves, because what God give her, is hers, and she will flaunt it no matter what people think!

Her photos have gone viral with many men, who spend hours behind the computer, goggling at naked women with plastic accessoir's, and not bothering to watch their wives hiding in the shower covering up their cellulite!

Arseley (plenty of that in her photos too) has blown away all the stigma attached to plump women from a certain age, and now UK beaches will be stormed this summer with 'dirty post card sized women' making a raging comeback, at last!

Skinnies, plastics, silicones, are all washed up (enough of that in the Pacific) and, at last the male fraternity can now escape from behind their laptops and be proud to sit next to the missus on the beach with her stubby legs and cellulite thighs, EUREKA!

As for men with beer guts; until now no women, fat or thin, tend to like their hubbies guzzling pints of the stuff, then burping and farting on the beach in tight swimming trunks looking like a walrus and searching for the thing they can only see in the mirror. However, Jaggedone, is sure, a brave, fatty male model, will throw down the gauntlet to Arseley and, hang out his beer gut to free men once and for all, as long as his spindly legs don't look like milk bottles; as white as snow!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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