Ancient Russian hag, 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancing star of Jaggedone's, "Nutters Beach Club" of Facebook fame, and last not least, superstar in the Erskine Quint trilogy, Volga Olga, has at last been globally acknowledged for her considerable attributes; swinging saggy boobs!
Ex UK TV X-factor star (a fallen one), Stacey Sodoma (name changed for legal reasons) obviously read about Volga Olga and decided to tell the world about her saggy boobs too! Because Volga Olga has the best pair on the planet, and they hang between her ancient, worn out, knocked knees (is it a wonder after giving head for 85 years?!).
Anyway, after posting a shot of her sagging boobs on social media, the whole sagging boobs thing has taken off and women all over the planet are discarding their silicon implants and begging plastic surgeons to turn them into "saggies!"
Of course the world will thank Stacey for this world-changing image; however, the one and only "sagging boob babe", 85 year old Volga Olga, should really be the one getting all accolades! Never mind, the Erskine Quint trilogy has a Hollywood film contract (true actually, no fake news here!) and soon the world of women's lib will honor Volga Olga as the founder of the "Free the Boob from Silicone Valley Movement" and the rest will be boob history; but thanks Stacey anyway!