Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

Written by rvler9201

Thursday, 24 December 2015

CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe with questions such as "Which one is Darth Vader?" and "So the Force is like magic?" sources confirmed Wednesday that area woman Jen Calderson provoked the ire of boyfriend Mark Dufraine during the couple's trip to see The Force Awakens.

"Christ, the whole time with her crap," an exasperated Dufraine told reporters shortly after leaving the theater. "When she asked if Harrison Ford was supposed to be the kid from The Phantom Menace, I almost flipped my fucking shit. I told her she needed to watch the other six movies. I knew bringing her was a mistake."

At press, Caldwaller was asking Dufraine if Natalie Portman would be in the sequel.

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