U.K. James Bond centre, MI6 was alleged by conspiracy theorists this morning to be behind a jetstream propelled "Weather Bomb" hitting the West of Scotland today. An ex Q department scientist, Dennis Llewellyn-Dyson told our Unlikely Conspiracy Department that he had been forced to develop a "Mc Porridge weather 'bomb'" by someone called M.
The Mc Porridge weather 'bomb' is alleged to cause denial or disruption of milkmen's delivery services (deliveries of milk, eggs and potatoes) to half of Scotland until it hands over Alexei Salmon for hanging, drawing and quartering.
The weather bomb re-routes the 160 m.p.h jetstream through Prestwick and can only be stopped by Sean Conerrie or James Bond.
