Bieber's Babe Pecker Shock!

Funny story written by Amdy Wilson

Wednesday, 25 February 2015

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LA Woman - One of Bieber's Targets

Latest reports suggest Justin Bieber has been mocking girls in LA bars by proclaiming "I have a johnson, you haven't!"

However Bieber did get as much back when one of his targets raised "her" dress and replied "yes I have sweety, what do you want to do with it?"

Shemale, Marjorie Allcock from Lubbock, Texas later said that "she" and Bieber went onto have an awesome night together and are now a happy couple.

Bieber is now planning a new music video around his experience, which will be released sometime in the summer of 2015, under the obvious title "I Have a Johnson, You Haven't", starring both him and Allcock.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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