Written by Al N.

Friday, 16 January 2015

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Most of the bar patrons were amazed at how well the old guy was keeping up with them.

Pago Pago Fledgling rock star wannabe Justin Bieber was going about minding his own business in a dark bar when a smelly old man who smelled like alcohol and urine challenged him to have a drink with him.

Beiber assumed it was just one of his Belieber fans from the ever-growing homeless contingent but it instead turned out to be aging rock bully Keith Richards. Richards immediately began taunting the young wannabe. Bieber replied with a torrent of eggs which knocked the 68 lb. Richards straight out of his hob nailed boots.

Each star's handlers explained the situation to their drug-addled charges and before long Bieber and Richards were laughing, drinking, and exchanging meth recipes with each other.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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