Pago Pago Fledgling rock star wannabe Justin Bieber was going about minding his own business in a dark bar when a smelly old man who smelled like alcohol and urine challenged him to have a drink with him.
Beiber assumed it was just one of his Belieber fans from the ever-growing homeless contingent but it instead turned out to be aging rock bully Keith Richards. Richards immediately began taunting the young wannabe. Bieber replied with a torrent of eggs which knocked the 68 lb. Richards straight out of his hob nailed boots.
Each star's handlers explained the situation to their drug-addled charges and before long Bieber and Richards were laughing, drinking, and exchanging meth recipes with each other.
