Los Angeles - There are reports this weekend of an out-of-control Tiger Woods lookalike prowling outside Paris Hilton's Bel Air boudouir.
The sexy beast was seen howling at the moon above the blonde socialite's pad as security guards prepared to deploy rhinocerous-strength tranquiliser stun guns in an upcoming face-off.
Locals mentioned seeing police choppers and firefighters arriving at the scene as reports about the 'Young Tiger' sighting went viral.
Authorities had earlier claimed to have been alerted about the big cat by Ms Hilton's neighbors who had first photographed the animal in a Country club jacuzzi yesterday morning.
A semi-naked Ms Hilton was frolicking nearby.
The story made the early evening TV news including a plea to parents to keep small children locked up inside until the drama is over.
Five shots of largactil should be enough to stun the marauder.
