Tiger Woods Has A Horrible Feeling That His Golfing Days Are Numbered

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 March 2014

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Tiger hates to say it but it looks like he may be puttin his golf clubs away for good.

LAS VEGAS - Legendary golfer Tiger Woods recently talked with a reporter with The Sports Bet Gazette about his recurring back problem.

Woods told Zorro La Bamba with SBG that his back had been feeling okay up until a few days ago.

La Bamba asked him if he had hurt his back on the golf course. A red-faced Woods shook his head and whispered "No."

He then told La Bamba that he is placing all of the blame on his girlfriend Lindsey Vonn.

"What?" asked La Bamba quite surprised.

Woods explained that for some reason Lindsey's female hormones have shot way up lately and her libido numbers are off the chart.

He said that two nights ago the two started off just making out and before it was all over they had done the hokey pokey a total of 4 times.

Tiger said that even though his crotch region was smiling from Las Vegas to Los Angeles, his back was hurting like a friggin sumbitch.

La Bamba asked him if he is planning on retiring from golf. Woods grinned and answered that it was either that or else he'll have to cut back totally on his horizontal hula sessions and he said that Little Tiger would not like that one friggin bit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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