Chimps are filing lawsuits against the Planet Of the Apes makers citing unfair portrayals in the film.
One of the chimps signed furiously to his human counsel citing that the makers artistic license has been taken too far and these are not real chimps.
He signed: "Where is the poo throwing, urinating and furious masturbation in front of young children or elderley relatives? Everyone knows this is real chimp behaviour, not gun-toting drinking menaces as portrayed in the film. "
As the chimp finished signing this message to his counsel he then stuck his finger up his bottom sniffed it and fell over.
At this point the press conference ended.