Ellen DeGeneres Totally Agrees With Megyn Kelly

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 March 2014

HOLLYWOOD - Megyn Kelly flew out to the Left Coast to film a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories.

While out there she also made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Ellen asked her about the comment she had made about a week before where she said that she has the prettiest legs of any Republican woman in the entire USA.

Megyn blushed and said that she isn't really conceited but her remark came off as her being conceited.

Ellen eyeballed her legs for a few seconds and replied that it isn't being conceited if it's true.

DeGeneres said she agreed with her about having the prettiest legs of any Republican woman in the country.

Ellen then added that she could even include every Democratic woman in the nation as well.

Megyn said she was extremely flattered. Ellen then asked if she could touch her legs.

The audience members began chanting "SAY YES! SAY YES! SAY YES!"

Kelly smiled and said that the majority had spoken. She then told Ellen that she could touch her legs.

Ellen blushed. The sky blue eyed talk show host was on Cloud 9. She stood up and walked over to Megyn, she bent down, and ran each hand up each of Megyn's legs.

Megyn was wearing a pink miniskirt and Ellen stopped at mid thigh.

Kelly grinned and asked how they felt. Ellen paused for a second and then said, "Ahhh, welllll, IIIIII cannnn't beeeeelieve hooooow faaaaantastic yooooour leeeeegs feeeeeel girrrrrrl."

Megyn winked and said "Oh believe me cutey, if I had a dime for every time I've heard that, I'd probably have about 800 dimes."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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