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Leg hair Links To Depression

Funny story: Leg hair Links To Depression

A study has discovered that the early onset of leg hair in teenage boys is linked with depression in later life. Dr L. John of the Institute for Back, Bum, Leg and Pubic Hair released a short statement. Dropping it from the institutes blimp as it soa...

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Woman Chews Leg Off Coyote Ugly Man

Funny story: Woman Chews Leg Off Coyote Ugly Man

BILLINGSGATE POST: Should have known this would happen sooner or later. Police in Denver, Colorado reported that a dazed and bleeding Slim Everdingle was dumped off at the emergency ward of Colorado General Hospital minus his right leg. Shoved out...

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Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

Funny story: Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

After yet another US flight was diverted; due to an argument about reclining seats and legroom one airline says enough is enough and has taken the unusual step of ONLY transporting passengers without legs. In the third serious airline legroom inci...

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Ellen DeGeneres Totally Agrees With Megyn Kelly

HOLLYWOOD - Megyn Kelly flew out to the Left Coast to film a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. While out there she also made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen asked her about the comment she had made about a wee...

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Jennifer Lawrence Blames Latest Accident on Astronomers!

Funny story: Jennifer Lawrence Blames Latest Accident on Astronomers!

Jennifer Lawrence, one of the most beautiful women today, has had three falls lately, none of them serious, but she blames it all on "Those stupid scientists and astronomers." "I've had a great career and I'm just getting started when I began trip...

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Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

Funny story: Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

It was the most embarrassing thing in the world according to Mrs. Jane Myers of Miami. I realize that I should not be complaining about things, she reportedly told a lifeguard, when the whole south almost, has had a rough winter and here I am taki...

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Vice-President Joe Biden Makes Some Sexual Comments About Megyn Kelly

Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Makes Some Sexual Comments About Megyn Kelly

DETROIT - Vice-President Joe Biden was in MoTown dedicating a statue in honor of Henry Ford, the famous automaker. The vice-president was asked by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine for his opinion on the Santa Claus remark that FOX newsw...

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Due To Carrie Underwood Showcasing Her Stunning Legs On The CMA Award Show She Has Just Been Signed To Do A L'eggs Pantyhose Commercial

Funny story: Due To Carrie Underwood Showcasing Her Stunning Legs On The CMA Award Show She Has Just Been Signed To Do A L'eggs Pantyhose Commercial

NASHVILLE - The little gal from Oklahoma strutted her legs on the 47th Annual CMA Award Show and it has certainly paid off. Co-Host Brad Paisley said that he encouraged Carrie to show off her legs seeing as how they are astoundingly gorgeous. C...

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The Erotically Sexy Stacy Keibler Happily Admits She's Forgotten All About George Clooney

Funny story: The Erotically Sexy Stacy Keibler Happily Admits She's Forgotten All About George Clooney

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Stacy Keibler who possesses the longest legs in all of LaLaLand recently told a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo that she is totally over George Clooney. Keibler revealed to Tahiti Zeppelin that she had a great time when she was w...

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PlayGuy Magazine Names Stacy Keibler's Legs, The Best Looking Legs In Hollywood

Funny story: PlayGuy Magazine Names Stacy Keibler's Legs, The Best Looking Legs In Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney is walking around on Cloud 9 and it is all due to the love of his life, the stunningly gorgeous and sensuously sexy girlfriend Stacy Keibler. The 33-year-old Keibler has just been named by PlayGuy Magazine as having The...

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Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

Funny story: Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

WABASHA, MN-Brett Konsky, 46, went to bed Saturday night thinking everything in his comfortable, if not boring life was going along rather uneventfully. That all changed early Sunday morning when Brett awoke to find he had no feeling at all in hi...

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Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie was in New York City on a promotional tour for her brand new line of perfume named Scent of Jolie. As the actress was getting out of a cab in downtown Manhattan several members of the Big Apple paparazzi managed to s...

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The Reason Why Angelina Jolie Is So Insanely Jealous of George Clooney's Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

Funny story: The Reason Why Angelina Jolie Is So Insanely Jealous of George Clooney's Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

NEW YORK CITY - George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler were happily strolling down New York City's Central Park with Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie. Pitt and Clooney have been friends for a long time and they have both jokingly...

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Victoria Beckham to have extra legs surgically grafted on

Funny story: Victoria Beckham to have extra legs surgically grafted on

Victoria Beckham, wife of David Beckham and thankfully ex-Spice Girl, had admitted that she wishes to have up to four new legs surgically attached to her hips. "I'll be starting with just two new legs," she said in an interview with the postman. "...

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Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Though many in attendance at the 2012 Oscars considered it to be much ado about nothing, Angelina Jolie's memorable leg pose has replaced Tim Tebow's kneeling move as the new spoof pose at the NFL Combine. Former college athletes are competing for...

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Pixie Lott In Tiny Hotpants Ousts Rebekah Brooks Arrest Off The Front Pages

Funny story: Pixie Lott In Tiny Hotpants Ousts Rebekah Brooks Arrest Off The Front Pages

So, if the rumours are to be believed, the police have finally arrested Rebekah Brooks in connection with the News Of The World phone hacking scandal, which could signal that Rupert Murdoch's vast media empire is about to collapse around him like the...

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Doctor Who Latest Mystery: What Happened To Pond's Legs?

Funny story: Doctor Who Latest Mystery: What Happened To Pond's Legs?

As excitement mounts in anticipation of the new series of Doctor Who this evening, fans fear the show will be missing a vital element. Sidekick Amy Pond's legs. The leggy redhead's pins have become a feature of the time-travelling adventures. B...

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Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!" "Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister might lose her leg, the new and improved Lindsa...

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