Spike Lee Says Whites Should Be Banned From Singing Rap Music

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 28 February 2014

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HARLEM - Noted film director and highly outspoken brutha Spike Lee has just caused a tsunami of a mess with his latest off-the-cuff rant.

Lee speaking with Yodell Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Magazine at a local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack said that he's had his fill of listening to white singers singing rap music.

He took a bite of his chicken wing and then said, that especially goes for fellas like Kid Rock, Eminem, and that little Canadian twerp Justin Bieber.

Spike said that rap music and hip hop music were both invented for blacks to be sung by blacks and only blacks.

He pointed out just like opera music was invented by Italians to be sung only by Italians and country music was invented by rednecks only to be sung by rednecks.

Lee The Flea, as he has been nicknamed by Vice-President Joe Biden, continued on his tirade saying that he is going to call up President Obama and tell him to sign some kind of legislation that will call for only black people to be allowed to sing rap music or hip hop music.

SIDENOTE: Kid Rock commented that the next time he sees Lee The Flea he will knock him clear off his friggin soap box and then he'll pick him up and drop kick him towards the nearest effen dumpster.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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