Justin Bieber Contemplating Going Back To Canada And Joining The Army

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

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The maid that made up Justin's room asked if he was being deported to Siberia.

WICHITA, Kansas - Justin Bieber traveled to the middle of the country to, as he said, get away from the limelight.

He and his entourage of 16 landed in Wichita and rented 17 rooms at a local Motel 6.

Justin kept a low profile eating his breakfast, lunch, and dinner in the privacy of his room.

He did speak with a maid who asked if it was true that President Obama was going to have him deported to Siberia.

Bieber laughed and said that it was nothing but a damn rumor probably started by Rush Limbaugh.

He told the maid that there is no way that he can be deported to any country but his home country which is Canada.

He said he's seriously thinking about returning to Canada and joining the Canadian army.

Justin asked the maid if she wanted his autograph. She said no and proceeded to make the bed and clean the room.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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