NEW YORK CITY - The Federal Aviation Federation has just let it be known that they are investigating the recent incident in which Justin Bieber was alleged to have been drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, and eating environmentally protected lobsters on a private flight.
The 19-year-old, who will turn 20 on March 1, reportedly told friends that he paid for the plane and if he wants to smoke pot, drink whiskey, and eat endangered lobsters then he can sure as hell do it.
The FAF has responded by saying, "Wrong, little fella. Damn wrong."
An unnamed Staten Island attorney remarked that Justin Bieber does not realize it, but he could easily end up in prison for endangering the lives of the airplane pilots as well as everyone else on board the private jet.
The lawyer pointed out that if it is proven that Mr. Bieber interferred with the performance of the flight crew then he will end up singing his next concerts behind bars.
A source who did not want his name revealed said the pilot and co-pilot each had to put on oxygen masks due to the smoke being so heavy.
The flight attendant also said that Justin took off his pants and started saying that he was Anthony Wiener.
He also told the flight attendant that he wanted for her and him to play leap frog and he insisted that she take off her skirt.
The attendant threw a glass of Johnny Walker Red in Bieber's face. Instantly one of Bieber's bodyguards wrestled the flight attendant to the floor and called her about seven curse words.
SIDENOTE: Dr. Phil has said that he hates to say it but the way that Justin is moving about in the fast lane, he could end up imploding.
