The Reason Taylor Swift Is Very Depressed

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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An unnamed source said Taylor was so upset at not winning a Grammy that she angrily pulled out a strand of hair.

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Swift talked to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue, and she told him that she has never been as depressed as she is now.

She explained to the man who is known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars that she was shocked that she did not win one single Grammy Award.

The "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" singer said that she almost felt naked leaving the Staples Center without holding two or three Grammies.

She told Fondue that she is so afraid that her career is going to start going downhill like Lady Gaga's career has.

When asked what she thought about Kacey Musgraves who beat her out for Country Album of The Year, Swift grinned and said that she hopes her funky-looking country bumpkin outfit gets eaten up by moths and that her lighted up boots burn out.

SIDENOTE: Taylor told Keith Urban that she is planning on writing a song about not winning a Grammy and calling it, "Not Winning A Grammy Made Me Cry More Than Any Loser Dude I've Ever Dated Ever Has."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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