Ariana Grande Explains Her Mountain of Hair Extensions

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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Ariana says that it takes three hair dryers to dry her extensive hair extensions.

HOLLYWOOD - Ariana Grande was really upset that so many of her fans were angry with her because she wore what amounted to a mountain of hair extensions to the Grammy Award Show.

The petite singer said that she recently used a shampoo that caused some kind of chemical reaction with shower water and as a result it caused every bit of her hair to fall out.

The 20-year-old said she didn't mind her underarm hair or leg hair falling out but she was really upset that her head hair and her hooha hair fell off.

The pint-sized songstress confessed that the hair extensions were very expensive but it was better than her attending the Grammy Award Show looking like the germaphobic Howie Mandel.

SIDENOTE: Arianna said that she is presently in talks to record a duet with Cher.

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