Nashville, TN Taylor Swift, after having a gang bang with Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Screech from Saved by the Bell was embarrassed to find out that there was no sex video shot.
"This is just ridiculous! I am a HUGE star and I just gangbanged five guys and no one bothered to tape it? If those guys didn't like the songs I wrote about them last time, wait until they hear this one!"
"We just figured it was no big deal since Taylor has been with so many guys. We figured everyone probably has a video of her by now," spoke Screech.
