Paris Hilton: I Feel So Very Lonely

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 20 January 2014

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Paris has said she'd like to make a movie with Bradley Cooper.

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a Hollywood celebrity who has it all because of her mommy and daddy.

Hilton is known as one of Tinsel Town's biggest celebutante's since she really has no talent such as singing, acting, dancing, or being a comedian.

Several of Paris' close friends have remarked off-the-record that Paris is actually famous for her side posing and saying "I'm hot."

One of her long time friends Nicole Richie told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show last week that Paris Hilton is actually famous because of her name and nothing else.

Paris recently appeared on The Viagra View and she confessed to Regis Philbin that she is a very, very lonely beautiful, sexy woman.

She went on to say that she has probably had over 19,000 marriage proposals but she was quick to add that although she is not a lesbianite she does not need a man to make her complete.

Regis suggested that she call up Tom Cruise and ask him out.

Hilton blushed. She said that she already had and Tommy rejected her saying if he wanted to date a space cadet he'd go out with Paula Abdul.

February 7, is Lucky Friday Day, so be sure to go out and buy a lottery ticket - and for the guys ask Jessica Simpson out on a date...she'll probably say yes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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