Maria Sharapova Says She Will Be Entering Rehab To Deal With Her Loud On-Court Grunting

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 January 2014

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Vice-President Joe Biden calls Sharapova the most erotically sexy tennis player he has ever seen.

LOS ANGELES - One of the world's greatest tennis players Maria Sharapova has just informed the sports press that she will be checking herself into The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic.

The 26-year-old stated that her on-court grunting has gotten louder and she has been warned by the U.S. Tennis Board to do something about it or face a fine and a possible sanction.

Sharapova, a native of the Soviet Union, has had her grunts registered at 101 decibels or roughly the equivalent of a Harley Davidson Motorcycle.

The stunningly sexy tennis great, who stands 6-foot-2-inches tall, does not want to be fined or sanctioned so she has decided to get professional help to deal with her outlandish grunting.

Sharapova who has earned $27 million during her tennis career told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that she called up Lindsay Lohan and talked to her about her stay at the rehab clinic.

Lindsay was thrilled to talk to her and said that she will definitely visit her once she gets settled in.

SIDENOTE: To view three dozen photos of the gorgeously beautiful Maria Sharapova wearing several extremely skimpy swimsuits go to

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