The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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This cluster of marijuana clouds has been lingering over Steamboat Springs.

STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - The city of Steamboat Springs has been engulfed in one heck of a cluster of marijuana clouds that just seems to linger over the town located in Northwestern Colorado.

Officer Reggie Danzerdust, 42, with the Steamboat Springs Police Department said that he has been on the SSPD force for 17 years, and he cannot remember ever seeing such a happier bunch of townsfolk.

He remarked that even the homeless people standing on the street corners are in such a good mood that they have given some of their money to some of the motorists.

He also pointed out that some of the lines at local marijuana shops are three blocks long.

Officer Danzerdust grinned as he said that he himself feels like eating pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

He shook his head and said that for the past two days he has noticed several groups of Mallard ducks flying over the downtown area and he could clearly hear them giggling as they flew by.

The Steamboat Springs law enforcement officer then commented that he swears that twice he has actually seen a flock of extremely mellow Mallards that were flying upside down.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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