Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 11 January 2014

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Chicharito recently said that he would love to play for a U.S. soccer team to be closer to his native Mexico.

NEW YORK CITY - British soccer star Chicharito flew into the Big Apple to have some photos taken for an upcoming poster.

The Manchester United player, whose real name is Javier Hernández Balcázar, was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the fact that his girlfriend English singer Cheryl Cole appears to be pregnant.

The soccer player from Guadalajara, Mexico laughed and said that her "baby bump" is not a baby bump at all but the result of Chezza's new found love for chimichangas.

He said that lately she has been going to the Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos drive-thru and buying half a dozen on a daily basis.

Chicharito said that usually Cheryl exercises and burns the hell out of the calories but lately she has not been exercising as much due to a callous she has on her left little toe.

SIDENOTE: Chicharito told La Bamba that if and when Cheryl does get pregnant the first publication he will tell will be The Sports Bet Gazette.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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