En Fuego Knocking on the Champions League Door

Written by Milenko Pantic

Monday, 6 January 2014

En Fuego just released a statement that they signed one of the hottest free agents on the soccer market. The details of the contract are not disclosed but it is certain that with this addition of Serbian Pele of modern era they will be one of the top favorites to play in the Champions League next year.

Seattle sports fans have been blessed in the last few months with Seahawks playing superb football, the Mariners signing Cano and now En Fuego showing some initiative after many years of struggling by paying top dollars for the soccer star that currently works as the Brazil's Football Team mentor.

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