Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

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Sunday, 5 January 2014

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Pastor Robertson told us that he knew that it ain't going to make him any popular but that the Good Book says what it means.

After that encounter with the Gay people, he hated to start 'another boondoggle' but that's just how it is and he believes it.

Then he stated that most preachers skip right by that because they'd lose a good portion of their flock.

"But there it is plain for anybody to see. It's in the Book of Revelation of John and it states in Chapter 8, verse one: 'When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for half and hour!"

"Now you going to tell me that a woman can hold her talk for half an hour, I'd like to meet her cause I never met one. It's just like that baseball game in Genesis where it says, "In the Big Inning!"

"You are having me on", I told him. You guys got your own way of humor I see."

"You're right there. It all started with Samson, he was so funny that he brought the whole house down!"

That was when I started to leave.

"Then there's the chief sinner...Moses! He broke all ten of the Ten Commandments at the same time!"

"I'm outa here!"

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