Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is The Reason She Cancelled Her Australian Concert Tour

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 23 December 2013

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Selena says she still wears the plaid skirt that President Obama and Michelle Obama gave her for Christmas in 2011.

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez, who is 21, has just announced that she has decided to cancel her upcoming tour of Australia.

The former Disney star who appeared in the hit show The Wizards of Waverly Place talked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon located on Rodeo Drive.

Gomez explained to Miss San Guacamole that everything was all set to go regarding her Australian Concert Tour but suddenly she started having headaches and stomach aches, which she attributes to all of the BS that ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber has put her through.

Selena confided to San Guacamole that the real reason why she cancelled her concert tour to the Land Down Under is because she is extremely afraid of kangaroos, koala bears, and dingoes.

Selena said that she plans to relax in her home state of Texas and spend time with her family and close friends Demi Lovato, Ke$ha, and Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest.

In Other News. Japan's top television network is reporting that they have decided to drop the American show Duck Dynasty effective Christmas Day.

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