Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 December 2013

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Jessica did not appreciate her little sister Ashlee talking about her lip syncing. (Photo provided by FuFi Fondue).

BEVERLY HILLS - The Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee, paid a visit to their favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive.

As Ashlee sat in the salon chair getting the split ends trimmed on her long flowing golden locks she casually remarked to FuFi about Jess being the queen of lip syncing.

Jessica who was sitting within earshot quickly got up and yelled at her sister that she had no business talking about her or anyone lip syncing since she once appeared on Saturday Night Live and sang one song while her band played a totally different song.

Ashlee yelled back that her mom had told her to never again mention that SNL mess up.

Jessica was so angry she started to grab her little sister, who is 29, by her long blonde hair but before she could twist her around Fondue grabbed Jessica's boobs and told her to let go of Ashlee's hair or she would end up with an unscheduled boob reduction.

Jessica let go of the hair and Fondue let go of the boobs.

The older Simpson then put down her copy of Glamboyant Magazine and stormed out of the salon.

In A Related Story. FuFi Fondue recently revealed to Ellen DeGeneres that Wynonna Judd has one of the longest bikini lines that he has ever seen.

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