Prince Philip, the Queen of England's escort, has fallen into a secret cryogenic chamber a mile below California's Disneyland.
Inspecting the pods where Sleeping Beauty and Walt Disney's head are stored "The Dook" was leaning over the safety barrier with his hands clasped behind his back, asking Walt Disney's head what it did for a living, when he toppled into the same vat of liquid nitrogen as Mr. Disney's head.
A spokesperson for the vault said, "Unfortunately he went in head first and his neck froze but the rest of his body was pulled out intact. There are now two frozen heads in there, unfortunately stuck together facing each other.
The pods will automatically feed the heads and keep them alive until technology has advanced sufficiently to re-attach them to DNA clones, probably next week. We didn't have time to attach a name tag to the Dook's head and a "Nelson Mandela" badge fell in with it. It looks like Prince Philip may be black when he is reconstituted."
