Eurodismal theme park holds charity kick a frog in the crutch days

Written by Auntie Jean

Sunday, 1 December 2013

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Kick a "frog" Day boosts popularity on freezing rainy days

Frogs can allegedly be aloof, nasty and just downright rude to people who look at them.

Now Eurodismal theme park is, by way of a belated apology, organising regular "amnesty days" when the Frenchmen inside the furry frog and cuddly animal suits will sportingly encourage people to get their own back for the rudeness by allowing anyone to kick them on the shins or in the crutch.

On these special days customers may also throw a punch or custard pie at them without fear of retaliation.

All entrance money on these days will go to children's charities. So far every one of the "amnesty days" is a complete sell out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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