Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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A new park between Nagales and Tuscon, Arizona will open during the summer of 2014 says a Disney World executive and is expected to rival the other Disney Parks everywhere.

"It's not just lawn chairs with helium balloons and beebee guns, there will also be balloon rides and three zeppelins."

"The air in that location will be perfect, especially with the new Windmill Energy sites near there. We plan to us all the energy they can pull in and I think we will come out well on that, as well as the a lot of money for the state of Arizona."

Other officials pointed at all the safety provided as each lawn chair pilot will also have a special cell phone that goes immediately to our tower where we keep up with all the flying.

We saw that and it looked like a small airport tower.

The chairs will have seat straps and helmets where you can talk with other fliers.

"The Zeppelins will carry up to 50 people at a time and we will add to the number as the number of visitors increase."

There will also be plane loads of people here to Tuscon by Allegiant Airlines from midsize airports all around the United States.

"So if you have always wanted to fly and want to see some beautiful sites in the area, come on out for an adventure you will not soon forget", says spokesman for Air Disney!

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