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Duck Incensed by Mouse's Moody Decision

DIZNEE'Z LAND, CALIFORNICATE—Mickey Mouse has put Diznee'z Land off limits to paying customers. From now on, the mouse decreed, he will allow “guests” to visit only some parks on some days. “Which ones and when depends on my mood,” the rodent explain...

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Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Funny story: Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...

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Neverland interests buyer

Funny story: Neverland interests buyer

NEVERLAND, CA-The late, not-so-great Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch in Californicate is "for sale" at "only $67 million." For this low, low price, buyers get not only remorse, but also a zoo, complete with llamas; theme park rides allegedly st...

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US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

Funny story: US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

US citizens have been voting in one of the greatest useless elections ever to be had; is Donald Duck more popular than Minnie Mouse (Chosen because of his and hers gender bender allegiances)? November the eighth will go down in US history as total...

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Disneyland Boosts Tickets to $99 and Local Cash Advance Loan Business Soars

Funny story: Disneyland Boosts Tickets to $99 and Local Cash Advance Loan Business Soars

Like a pack of meth addicts whose supply has been cut off, many families are now scrambling to find a way to continue getting their happy high at southern California's "Wonderland" after it hiked up its ticket prices. Undaunted by a recent measles...

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UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

Funny story: UK's Prince Philip accidentally frozen in cryogenic pod with Walt Disney's head

Prince Philip, the Queen of England's escort, has fallen into a secret cryogenic chamber a mile below California's Disneyland. Inspecting the pods where Sleeping Beauty and Walt Disney's head are stored "The Dook" was leaning over the safety barr...

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Eurodismal theme park holds charity kick a frog in the crutch days

Funny story: Eurodismal theme park holds charity kick a frog in the crutch days

Frogs can allegedly be aloof, nasty and just downright rude to people who look at them. Now Eurodismal theme park is, by way of a belated apology, organising regular "amnesty days" when the Frenchmen inside the furry frog and cuddly animal suits...

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Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Thanks to Back and to the Left's connections in North Korea (we sell them stray dogs from the RSPCA) we have discovered that Kim Jong-Un is having a ski resort built. Much like a blunt pencil it seems pointless to the rest of the world but a cracking...

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Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Funny story: Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Africa - A hologram of Saddam plunging headlong over Victoria Falls inside a barrel of sweet light crude is one of President Robert Mugabe's personal favorites to top the bill in Zimbabwe's forthcoming US$300m theme park. The project sees hundreds...

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Romney sells Disneyland for 1 Trillion Rupees

According to Indian sources, bored with post election-loosing movie hopping and pumping his own gas, Mitt flipped Disney Land for a tidy profit today. All personnel will be replaced with robots controlled from New Delhi, India. The Indian gover...

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Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

Funny story: Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

LOS ANGELES - Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao, who has held boxing titles in eight different boxing weight divisions has just stuck his gloved hand in his mouth. Pacquiao, a 33-year-old Filipino, in an interview with Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Mag...

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'Disney Gateway' Airport At Centre Of 747 Emergency Row

Funny story: 'Disney Gateway' Airport At Centre Of 747 Emergency Row

Giggsair's new French airport was at the centre of an airline industry row today following a mid-air emergency. Paris-Vatry-Disney was opened last week to howls of derision in the Press as the no-frills airline claimed it was the ideal arrival poi...

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Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

Funny story: Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

San Francisco CA: The Walt Disney Company announced today that the organization will purchase the City by the Bay from the State of California. A specific cost has not been mentioned, but analysis indicates that an offer of roughly California's curre...

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Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

Funny story: Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

CARACAS, VENEZUELA -- President Hugo Chavez today approved construction of the controversial "Che Guevara Disneyland," a $500 million entertainment facility that will include a special Guerrilla Land in addition to Disney's more typical facilities su...

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Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

Funny story: Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

TUBA CITY, Arizona - Heidi Montag was visiting the world famous Grand Canyon in Arizona before President Obama sells it to a group of rich North Korean investors. She was dressed in a brand new Daisy Duke outfit that she said she had been given by...

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Disneyland Dress Code: If It Doesn't Fit, Do Not Sit, Just Get Up, And Sue The Pants & Hijab Off and/or On The Evildoers and Their Little Magical Empire, Too!

Funny story: Disneyland Dress Code: If It Doesn't Fit, Do Not Sit, Just Get Up, And Sue The Pants & Hijab Off and/or On The Evildoers and Their Little Magical Empire, Too!

ANAHEIM - Another week like the one just passed, and it won't just be the usual bunch of Disneyland faithful - wide-eyed out-of-towners wearing hats that'll never sit atop a warm head ever again; loyally committed Southern No-Cal folk who have turned...

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Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

ANAHEIM - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough spent an afternoon at Disneyland and had a great time. The gorgeously sexy looking Cheryl remarked at how many different attractions the amusement park had. A little six-year-old fan went up to h...

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Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

ANAHEIM, California - Queen Elizabeth, 84, but who really doesn't look a day over 82, visited the world famous Disneyland Amusement Park with her English Royal Entourage of 129 people. Earlier in the day her Majesty had addressed the United Nation...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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