Miley Cyrus Running for Her Life

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Tuesday, 5 November 2013

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Apparently the news has been kept from the press but after three days Miley Cyrus has been given enough time to escape to a safe place, according to the FBI.

In a news conference released this morning a Spokesman for the FBI stated that the Cyrus family received news late last week that the frozen head of Walt Disney had somehow escaped from a Cryonics Center in Alaska.

"The head has been very agitated ever since it overheard what Miley was wearing on a recent program, or rather, not wearing", stated Barry George from Fairbanks. "We decided then to keep quite and check into it more but a couple days later, a worker at the Cryonics Center discovered that a body in another part of the Center had also disappeared."

Meanwhile Miley's anxious father, Billy Ray Cyrus told CBS a few minutes ago that he hoped the law enforcement officers would soon find Disney's head.

"I tried to give Miley a legal firearm, a small pistol, but there was nowhere to hide it on her in those new outfits."

FBI spokesman in fairbanks asked that everyone to be on the lookout for Disney.

"Disney's head may have changed to look entirely different by now, than the old one we all remember. However, the body he used to escape is that of a Neanderthal."

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