Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

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Monday, 9 December 2013

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Dolly still looks pretty good at the age of 67.

BOISE, Idaho - Dolly Parton performed to a standing room only crowd at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and she said she loved every potato-pickin' moment of it.

The 67-year-old queen of country music was asked backstage by Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine how she felt after having a career that has spanned five decades.

Dolly replied that she had no idea it had been that long. She giggled and said that in that time she has sure done gone through more than her share of bras.

Parton raised her eyebrows and remarked, "And speaking of bras Chipper, I want you to get the word out that I am going to be putting six of my industrial-sized bras up on eBay and auction them off to the highest bidders."

The petite platinum blonde then said that she will take all the money she gets from the bra sales and donate it to The 2016 Elect Hillary Clinton Campaign.

The "Here You Come Again" country singer said that she is in love with Hillary, but not in a gay way.

SIDENOTE: Rumors that Dolly and long time friend Rebecca "Sweet Lips" Farmfield are lesbianites have been dispelled by Dolly Parton at least 90 times.

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