Selena Gomez Disses Justin Bieber's New Song

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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Selena said that she gave an expensive necklace that Bieber sent her to her pedicurist.

NEW ORLEANS - Selena Gomez recently said that she has never been happier now that she is no longer having to babysit her former boyfriend Justin Bieber whom she said is 19 going on 9.

Gomez had just finished performing at the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans when she met backstage with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine.

Selena was asked what she thought about Justin's new song "Change Me" and if she thought that the song was written about her.

She took a sip of her Big Red Zero and said that she thinks that the music is horrible and that Bieber sounds pitchy.

Gomez noted that Justin sounds as if he sang the song after one of his non-stop partying binges.

When asked if she feels she can ever take him back the 21-year-old beauty rolled her eyes and said that Ann Coulter will become a Catholic nun before that happens.

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