Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 15 November 2013

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Christina admits that she slimmed down in order to get compliments from the men. (Photo taken by John Mayer).

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of country music artist Miranda Lambert AKA Mrs. Blake Shelton says that the tiny singer is fit to be tied, to use an old Texas cattle ranchers term.

Miranda has made it clear to her tall drink of water husband that if he does not stop his school boy flirting with Christina Aguilera she may take her stallion and turn him into a gelding.

Everyone has commented on how fantastic Aguilera, who appears with Shelton on The Voice, looks since she lost a whole lot of weight.

Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette said that Christina looks like a totally different person; a slim and trim one.

And Blake, who fancies himself to be a ladies man has not been shy about letting her know how fantastically sexy she looks and how much he would love to touch her in some of her more intimate places.

Miranda has reportedly told her hubby that she will not put up with his praising other women and if he continues then she will put on the shortest skirt she has and the tightest blouse she has and she will go out to some honky tonk and do some foot stompin' on the dance floor with some young cowboys.

SIDENOTE: Miranda recently lost a lotta weight herself and she has gone down from weighing 135½ to 103.

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