Justin Bieber's Career Is Heading South Fast

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 2 December 2013

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Many music critics are predicting that Bieber's career will soon go up in smoke like New Year's Eve fireworks.

LOS ANGELES - It appears that with each new day, Justin Bieber learns that he has once again shot himself in the foot.

Comedian Zydeco Dupree stated that the Biebs is going to run out of space on his feet if he keeps this rate up.

Barbara Walters of The View said that if little Justy was a cat he would be on his last two lives.

And even Vice-President Joe Biden has commented on the boy from Canada by saying that if he was the president he would have deported the little bratty hip hop wannabe back up to Cold Country a long time ago.

Justin takes it all in stride insisting that he blames it all on Selena Gomez because ever since she dumped him he has been spiraling downward like a Saskatchewan snowflake.

Bieber's mom, his manager, and even his hair stylist, FuFi Fondue have all told him that he better stop and smell the marijuana, ah make that the coffee before his career goes so far south it ends up down in Antarctica.

His band members are really concerned because his last album titled Justin Bieber Sings The Songs of Liberace has only managed to sell 137 copies nationwide.

In Other News. Tuesday, December 10, is National Muffin Day so everyone is urged to get a muffin and eat it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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