Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

Funny story written by Bureau

Friday, 15 November 2013

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Look at those fat idiots! Ever seen anything like that?"

It's a weird sight here in Kentucky when you look down the road and heading towards you are three big fat women sliding on their butts. But that is beginning to become the norm around here.

Apparently, in order to save money on gas, several women have bought three-wheelers and no one has made it illegal yet in Frankfort to ride them on the state highways.

It's not a big problem yet as we have quite a few Amish buggies and wild deer to keep an eye out anyway. But there are a lot of, let's say fleshy, womenfolk around rural Kentucky that sort of hang over the sides of these vehicles. So much so that you cannot see the vehicles themselves.

So there they go, apparently headed to the store on their rear ends.

I asked one lady about the grocery runs.

"This here three-wheeler gets 70-80 miles per gallon. What's a little chaffing compared to that?"

She stated they also belong to a club and travel in a line so that they are easily spotted.

"Oh, I don't think that would be a problem."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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