Toby Keith Hates Kanye West

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 5 October 2013

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NASHVILLE - Country artist Toby Keith has made it abundantly clear that he cannot stand the hip hop rapper Kanye West.

Keith has remarked to several publications including Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and Music Notes Magazine that if he ever sees West The Pest in person he will hit him so hard he'll knock most of the black off.

Keith's animosity towards West goes back to the MTV Music Video Awards when West ran up on stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech and interruped her taking away her microphone and saying how much sexier Beyonce was than her.

Toby said that the next day he went on The View and dared Kanye to try and take away his microphone and see if he doesn't get about 95 percent of it shoved up his nose.

In Other News. Mexico trying to figure out a way to save money, has taken a cue from the USA and will shut down the government for four weeks.

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