Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 10 November 2013

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A lipstick stain which Miley left on Cara's compact mirror.

AMSTERDAM - According to unnamed sources, Miley Cyrus, who will turn 21 on November 23, was seen at a dimly lit nightclub allegedly engaging in a bit of tonsil hockey with British model Cara Delavingne.

The two young women were observed transferring Fried Oreo Cookie Hors D'oeuvres to each other's mouths.

Several eyewitnesses stated that Miley did not try and hide her obvious attraction to the very attractive model.

Afterwards Miley was told by a local reporter about the gay rumors and she was asked if she is leaning towards the lesbionic life style.

The former Hannah Montana star giggled, took a sip of her Mango Margarita, and replied, "Hell no dude. I still very much prefer you-know-what's."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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