Blake Shelton Refuses To Get Into Rehab Because There's No Beer There

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 25 October 2013

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One of Blake's band members says that he really thinks Blake likes beer more than he likes his wife.

NASHVILLE - One of country music's biggest party hounds, Blake Shelton, has been told by several close friends that he really needs to get himself into rehab as his beer drinking is getting a little bit on the out-of-hand side.

The 6-foot-5-inch tall Shelton, who appears on The Voice, replied that he would like to, except for the fact that no beer is allowed in the entire place.

Blake's wife Miranda Lambert has confided to one of her band members that if old Blake doesn't stop his drinking ways she may tell him to hit the highway.

Shelton has said that Miranda forgets that he wears the pants in the family and she wears the dresses and lately they're starting to fit a might tight due to a little bit too much fried chicken and cornbread.

An inside source says that Shelton and Miranda could be heading down the same backroad as Tim McGraw and Faith Hill and that dirt road ends up at the divorce court.

In Other News. Ann Coulter has said that the rumors that she is pregnant with Senator Ted Cruz's baby are positively false.

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