WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media that hip hop rap artist Chris Brown, who seems to have become the black, male version of Lindsay Lohan, may find himself in some deep do, as they say down in the deltas of Mississippi.
Brown, who is best noted for having used Rihanna as a punching bag, has managed to violate several probation violations.
As Vice-President Joe Biden so ably noted, "I think that the little fella thinks he's Superman, will I am here to say that the lawbreaking scoundrel ain't Superman or even Superwomam."
The vice-president pointed out that he had a long talk with President Obama and one of their top civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey and the three of them feel that the best place for the arrogant Mr. Brown is to be incarcerated at the prison facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Winfrey remarked that she likes Rihanna and she did not appreciate seeing her treated like an effen piñata by the jive-ass punk (her words).
Brown has reportedly stated that there is no way he is going to be sent to Cuba.
President Obama upon hearing Brown's comment replied, "Watch me little boy. I can have you sent to freakin Saturn iffin you piss me off bad enough so I suggest you hush up and stop acting like that other wormy weasel Kanye West, ya hear?"