Miley Cyrus Rejects Justin Bieber

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 5 October 2013

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Miley's career is presently burning brighter than the sun.

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is reported to be upset at the fact that he has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus and her tongue.

Biebs talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that Miley thinks that all she has to do to get attention is to get naked and to stick out her tongue.

He pointed out that Miley definitely has one of the largest tongues that he has ever seen and when he first saw it he had to do a double take.

Justin said that his publicity manager suggested that maybe he could get naked and stick out his tongue as well.

Bieber blushed and said that he cannot do that because he would be embarrassed since Miley is a whole lot bigger than him in the tongue department.

Meanwhile Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Justin wanting to get in Miley's spotlight asked her out on a date. Miley rejected him quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat an M&M.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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