O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

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Simpson's jail cell is the one on the extreme right.

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The most famous inmate at Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. Simpson, has just dropped quite a bombshell.

Speaking with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk in an isolated area of the prison facility the former NFL great made some astounding remarks.

He told Miss Chipotle that he and Kris Jenner had an affair back when she was married to Robert Kardashian, who just happened to be one of Simpson's Dream Team attorneys.

Simpson revealed that he had vowed to never reveal the fact that he is the biological father of Kris Jenner's three daughters Kourtney, 34; Kim, 33; and Khloe, 29.

Many Tinsel Town reporters have always thought that Khloe was definitely Simpson's daughter but they had no idea that Kim and Kourtney could also be as well.

Meanwhile Kris is saying that Simpson is just mad because she ended up breaking up with him because she got fed up with his arrogant, sarcastic, know-it-all attitude.

SIDENOTE: Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are all concerned because they each love football. The three have scheduled appointments to take DNA tests.

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