Dr. Phil: If Kanye West Doesn't Slow Down He Is Liable To Self-Destruct

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

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Dr. Phil is quite concerned about Kanye West's well-being.

SAN FRANCISCO - Dr. Phil was in Frisco visiting an old patient of his who picked himself up from the depths of depression and now is the CEO of a national insurance company.

The doctor was asked by a reporter with a local newspaper what he thinks of the out-of-control antics of Kanye West, who is the baby daddy of Kim Kardashian's baby, North West.

Dr. Phil said that Mr. West is a perfect example of someone who has a tremendously ingrained inferiority complex.

He noted that proof of that is the fact that West smiles about 1.3 times a week and that's it.

Dr. Phil said that not only is that not normal, it is also bordering on having delusionary problematic issues.

He added that all of this could stem from the fact that deep down inside Kanye really has a lot of female like tendencies and he feels that he has to show that they are not real so he acts out a masculine persona in order to mask it.

SIDENOTE: Dr. Phil is concerned that if Mr. West does not address these inner feminine issues soon he could be a candidate for self-destruction.

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